i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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