As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
