seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize
