We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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