So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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