so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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