i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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