soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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