Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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