I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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