We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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