My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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