yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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