Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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