wat bout pragnant strippers??
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
