I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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