Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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