She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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