stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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