come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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