its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"