I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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