was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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