Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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