Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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