i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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