brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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