Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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