One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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