Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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