my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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