i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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