why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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