wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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