I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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