Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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