over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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