no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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