question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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