I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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