The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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