If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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