one might say we're banned from that church
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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