i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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