Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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