Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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