How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
she pinky promised me she was 18
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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