i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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