Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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