We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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