You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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