Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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