So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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