no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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