I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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