I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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